Recent developments suggesting that the Football Association, and the police, are taking homophobic chanting more seriously, has led to calls from other parties that other categorising and generalising insults such as ‘cunt’ also be banned from grounds.

Last week twelve Tottenham Hotspur supporters were exposed in national newspapers, and consequently identified and arrested, after they were implicated in the chants directed at Portsmouth’s Sol Campbell. The chants suggested that Campbell was a woofter, enjoyed an over-diluted shandy, and was responsible for the recent turmoil in Ashley Cole’s marketing agreement marriage to Cheryl Tweedey.

Campbell has recently responded to the arrests by saying, ’I’m not gay. I like girls and beer, and wrestling’

Now that harsher measures are being taken to prohibit homophobic chanting in the stands, calls have been made to outlaw to insult ‘cunt’. Individuals have claimed that the use of ‘cunt’ is a derogatory term that unfairly pigeonholes and generalises.

Lucas Neill, cunt, and West Ham defender, is the leader of a new coalition against the use of the insult ‘cunt’ at football grounds, and is backed by David Cameron, the Conservative Party leader, himself a ‘cunt.’

Neill spoke out yesterday saying ‘I get paid for this right. Rack off ya spunk. ‘

The FA have however suggested the right to use the insult ‘cunt’ would remain legal for the time being, at least until it was directed at any one of their directors. Brian Barwick added, ‘Tell that money grabbing whore, Neill, that no one has any cash left for him. Fucking aussie cunt.’

Neill having taken all of West Ham owner Bjorgolfur Gudmundsson’s money over the past year and a half is currently facing a separate controversy for being the major cause of the economic collapse of Iceland.

In addition to yesterdays calls from Neill, Tom Huddlestone and Frank Lampard have asked for the insult ‘lard arse’ to be banned, because they say it hurts their feelings and makes them want to eat birds eye potato waffles in a dark room and cry.