Archive for October, 2009
Young Republican Sells Equally Bigoted Mother For Advanced Copy Of Palin’s Book
Mason Williams, a 15-year-old high-schooler from Fulton, Maryland, last week sold his own mum on Internet auction site EBay, in an audacious attempt to help him gather the funds to pre-order a copy of Sarah Palin’s book ’Going Rogue’, scheduled for release on November 17. However, instead of doing what any normal parent would do and [...]
‘Hip and Cool’ Craze of Vigilantism Sweeping the Nation
Bored at work? Finding it ever more difficult to fill your unemployed days with Come Dine with Me repeats? Looking for a hobby? Well look no further than the newest fad to spread across Britain: Casual vigilantism. The revelation today that several men who attacked two cross dressed revellers in central London, only to discover [...]
England Fans Reveal Internet Ignorance
Supporters groups were up in arms today after it was revealed that England’s World Cup Qualifier against the Ukraine will only be shown over the Internet rather than on television. The announcement that Kentaro, an Internet based streaming service, will broadcast the game, for a price ranging from £4.99-£11.99, has been met with anger by [...]
Prawn & Bred To Be A Sprinter
Whoever said the silver screen of Hollywood was a bubble of fantasy with no discernible connection to people’s realities and broken dreams?! Well this week the IAAF (International Association of Athletics Federations) has uncovered a truth that shows us that the American version of Bollywood is perhaps a little more realistic that we could ever have imagined. [...]
Now Even Brown Says He’s Voting Tory
The Labour Party Conference of 2009 has been described as something of a disaster by the party’s dwindling band of supporters. In an empty – yet not completely deserted – conference centre in Brighton, sat a solitary figure in the audience. His said his name was Livingstone, although I didn’t catch his first name. And instead [...]
‘Jinxed’ to be Replaced by ‘Mowened’ In English Dictionary
After boldly claiming that he was “100 per cent” as good a player as he was when he scored a hat-trick for England in Munich in 2001 and ready to stake a claim for a place in Fabio Capello’s team, Michael Owen’s body has retorted by disintegrating. Seven minutes into a match in which he [...]
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