Apple have quietly pulled from iTunes a game in which the primary aim is to overexpose Jade Goody until she gets ill and dies.

The withdrawal of the ‘Give Jade Goody Cancer’ application follows closely on the heels of a game that featured in the Apple store in which the aim was to shake a baby to death. That game has also been removed from the iTunes store after over-zealous Daily Mail readers complained that simulated baby killing shouldn’t be perceived as a fun past-time. Kill joys.

The game featuring Goody, involved attempting to over-expose the celebrity star until she eventually contracted Max Clifford Disease. Options in the game for utilizing the Big Brother’s lack of talent included producing a post-humus musical based around the star’s ridiculous life – an idea so sick that one can only imagine it was the point on which the Daily Mail readers turned.

Once the player has exploited Goody to the point where she features on the cover of every weekly magazine aimed at the 14-19 single mother demographic, she becomes infected with the Max Clifford Disease, an illness which, according to the outcome of the game, causes one to lose all semblance of morality and compassion, and eventually die from the crushing weight of the silver hair that spontaneously shoots from your head.