The greatest literary mystery of the decade is solved today as Cultsha can sensationally reveal the author behind the sexy biochemistry blog, ‘Dr. Belle Magneto: Diary of a developmental neurotoxicologist and cancer epidemiologist’.

Sapphire DeBlow is a respected high class Kensington escort with a portfolio of over two hundred regular clients. She was also winner of the ‘Best Value Oral’ award and runner-up in the ‘Tit-Wank of the Year’ at the 2005 West London Prostitute Awards. Five years ago, she ran out of punters who would listen to her theory on the differences between genetic and environmental risk factors identified at the molecular level, to the etiology, distribution and control of leukemia and decided to do something about it.

To get her work out there, she signed up with a Bristol blogging website, writing her theories and observations in a thrilling style that excited and intrigued tens of thousands of readers. So popular did Dr. Belle and her raunchy bioscience get, that ITV made a drama about it called Secret Diary of an Epidemiologist, starring Maureen Lipman (You may remember it for that controversial scene with THAT test tube…).

Speculation about Dr. Belle’s identity has been huge since her arrival, with internet rumours running rife. Was she Dr. Miriam Z. Leblodski from the University of Delaware? Was she perhaps Dr. Suki Sukiasuki from the Tokyo Cancer Control Centre? Could it even be Channel Four clever-clogs Carol Vorderman penning the racy blogs?

Dr. Belle has been criticised for being seen to ‘glamourise cancer research’. Dr. Glen Glans of the Herne Bay Institute for Research accused the blogger of ‘Turning developmental neurotoxicology into a joke, a bloody joke; a big stupid old joke with jelly on it’s head, running around in a dirty clown’s costume, falling off the unicycle of credibility’. Indeed, with 90% of neurotoxicologists being sexually assaulted or raped in their careers and most being severely psychologically damaged after being exposed to science journals from an early age, perhaps there is a case for criticism.

The fall-out from the admission could be quite damaging. ‘I know that my pimp will be heartbroken by the news. He’s such a sensitive soul. He’s very religious and hates science’, she says.

Sapphire claims that her future lies in exotic massage, blow-jobs and arse-to-mouth, but plans to release a book on the history of infectious diseases in European women next year. Let’s hope she gets her publishers to pay up front and that she works an ‘irony bonus’ into the contract