Canine In Chief

Forget about the economic crisis, millions of unemployed, the recent natural disasters around the world and the worst news of all – Jade Goody’s death… Obama has a new dog!!!

“The First Puppy” (paws pause for “aaaahh’s”) has been officially inaugurated into the White kennel House.

Barack Obama led his presidential campaign on the back of buying a puppy for his daughters if he won the elections, and if he can live up to that gargantuan promise, we here at Cultsha are confident he can live up to the rest. We are steadfast in our belief that he’s going to save the planet, not only blindfolded, but with one hand tied behind his back.

Obama’s going to reform the worlds financial systems, kick global warming’s ass, remove all nuclear weapons from the face of the planet, end world hunger and it’s still only Wednesday after a four day weekend. “He’s so dreamy” I hear you cry, Goddamned right he is and I sure as hell would!

Anyway, back to the important news: The First Puppy, named ‘Bo’, is a Portuguese water dog, and was a gift from Democratic Senator Edward Kennedy of Massachusetts.  The Senator said the puppy was a perfect choice for the Obama family as the dogs have a “can-do and hopeful spirit” and were smart, resilient, determined, optimistic and tireless.

Sounds like a presidential hopeful for the next elections.  Obama even said about Bo, “he’s got star quality”. The Commander in Chief should be careful not to put himself out of a job.

This adroit pet pooch has the media swooning, a presidential endorsement and has even brought a nation back from the brink.

Portugal’s fame has suffered a steady and lengthy slump since the mid 1700′s, but it’s back, baby, redesigned: sleeker and smoother for the 21 century and all by Bo, the First pup. Now that’s worth a “Bo’ Senetor Selecta!”