http://cultsha.com/bo-the-puptastic-premier-pooch/ Belittle Your Peers With Knowledge Wed, 12 May 2010 16:22:41 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://cultsha.com/bo-the-puptastic-premier-pooch/comment-page-1/#comment-692 Donald Wright Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:03:27 +0000 http://cultsha.com/?p=639#comment-692 I saw this dog story in a broadsheet newspaper the other day; it's just a dog for goodness' sake. And, talking of papers, I read the London Paper and the infinitely superior London Lite (clearly a baronet among free sheets) for the first time on the way home tonight, and it's obvious that this whole celebrity thing is getting out of hand. I'm a bit backward when it comes to keeping up with the latest trends - as reflected in the press, on television, the internet, or wherever - but now all these types of newspapers (the cheap or free ones read by poor people) seem to have a colour spread showing celebrities in all their finery, mucking around and showing off. Who's interested in this rubbish? The London Lite (clearly a baronet among free sheets) also has a column listing people's text messages - clearly all contrived and made up by poseurs, or the people who work for the paper, mucking about and showing off. Probably crowing to each other how off-the-wall and 'cool' their one-liners are. Who's interested in this rubbish? So, even though the London Paper and the London Lite (clearly a baronet among free sheets, as I've said) are a good read on the Underground, really they're rubbish and not fit to line Obama's dog's litter tray, being full of 'no talent celebrity' pictures, and vacuous one-liners by the staff mucking about and showing off. I saw this dog story in a broadsheet newspaper the other day; it’s just a dog for goodness’ sake. And, talking of papers, I read the London Paper and the infinitely superior London Lite (clearly a baronet among free sheets) for the first time on the way home tonight, and it’s obvious that this whole celebrity thing is getting out of hand. I’m a bit backward when it comes to keeping up with the latest trends – as reflected in the press, on television, the internet, or wherever – but now all these types of newspapers (the cheap or free ones read by poor people) seem to have a colour spread showing celebrities in all their finery, mucking around and showing off. Who’s interested in this rubbish? The London Lite (clearly a baronet among free sheets) also has a column listing people’s text messages – clearly all contrived and made up by poseurs, or the people who work for the paper, mucking about and showing off. Probably crowing to each other how off-the-wall and ‘cool’ their one-liners are. Who’s interested in this rubbish? So, even though the London Paper and the London Lite (clearly a baronet among free sheets, as I’ve said) are a good read on the Underground, really they’re rubbish and not fit to line Obama’s dog’s litter tray, being full of ‘no talent celebrity’ pictures, and vacuous one-liners by the staff mucking about and showing off.

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