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Ashley Cole Releases Album Telling His Side Of The Story(0)
Following the breakup of his marriage to pop ’star’ Cheryl, love rat Ashley Cole has acted swiftly to get his side of the story out first by announcing the release of his debut album ‘Fight For Your Right For Polygamy’. The Chelsea and England footballer, who separated from wife Cheryl as recently as last month, has [...]
Philosophical Paradox Threatens Existence of Sugababes
The future of popular girl band Sugababes is under threat after former member Mutya Buena lodged an application for legal ownership of the group’s name, thus creating an existential paradox that casts doubt on what it is to be a Sugababe. The last original band member, Keisha Buchanan (pictured right), left in September 2009.
Fellow founding [...]
‘Tiger Woods, Lady Gaga Facebook Sex’ Story Fails to Boost Web Traffic
A suggestive story implying a Facebook-related link between golfer Tiger Woods, musician Lady Gaga and the word ’sex’ has failed to produce any discernible increase in web traffic for gossip website Pimpsandhos.com, much to the publisher’s disappointment.
Despite repeated mentions of the disgraced sports star Tiger Woods in close proximity to in-vogue singer Lady Gaga and [...]
Big Brother to Physically Manifest Viewer Experience
Next season when you’re watching Celebrity Big Brother, pretending not like it because Heat says its no good these days and you don’t want to upset the bland, but more self-confident people you call your friends, and you announce that “watching this is like Hell,” you will, in fact, have a point.
The new Big Brother [...]
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