Politics 
Obama Gears Up for Health Care Reformapalooza 2010(0)
In a television event that he hopes will rival the Superbowl for drama, risk and outlandish Bud Light commercials, Barack Obama will today host Health Care Reformapalooza 2010
The live TV summit on healthcare will pit the GOP Obstructionists and against their main rivals the Democrat Dead Horse Beaters in a fearsome battle to reform healthcare [...]
Next Parliament Will Be ‘Hung’, Boasts Clegg
The next parliament could be “the best hung parliament in recent British history”, Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has claimed. His comments came in response to an ICM opinion poll that showed the gap between the three main parties narrowing ahead of this year’s general election.
“I don’t mean to sound arrogant, but the more seats [...]
What’s The Story Boring Tory: Brown’s Volcanic Temper Wins Over Voters
Despite the worst fears of Labour’s spin doctors, Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s now infamous temper and violent outbursts are proving to be a hit with voters who nostalgically remember the time when they were once the biggest bully in the playground. The small trickle of stories about Britain’s best paid civil servant and his volcanic [...]
Britain Ten Times Worse Than You Think, Say Tories
Britain is ten times worse that your most dismal view of the country, the Tories have claimed. Despite facts to the contrary, The Conservative Party have released information, with no factual basis, that suggest the only cure for Britain is to set the entire place alight and watch as the evil burns.
A campaigning document entitled [...]
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