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Climate Change Less Credible Than ‘Avatar’, Poll Shows(0)
The proportion of adults who believe climate change is a reality dropped by 30% over the last year, in direct contrast to the percentage who believe Pandora, the fictional planet from James Cameron’s blockbuster ‘Avatar,’ actually exists, a new poll revealed this week.
Over 70 people were questioned in the survey, which took place outside the [...]
Sleeping All the Time Makes You Less Tired, Reveals Science
US scientists have claimed that people who sleep for over fourteen hours a day and try to take several naps between meals are more likely to be alert and able to absorb information than those who spend the majority of their nights in the throws of violent night terrors.
The study revealed that those participants who [...]
Climate Change ‘All Lies’, Admits Science
Theories that the earth’s climate is changing as a result of human activity have been acknowledged as an elaborate joke perpetuated by almost all of the world’s climate scientists.
“It was good while it lasted,” said Rajendra Pachauri, chair of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), “but it’s time we came clean. Global warming was [...]
NFL Players to Donate Brains After Retirement
American football’s NFL has encouraged players to give permission for their brains to be removed and used for scientific study at the end of their sporting lives. High-profile players such as Ben Roethlisberger, Brian Westbrook and Kurt Warner have already been convinced with surprising ease to sign up to the [...]
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