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Curling Team Claim Intra-Team Infidelity Will Not Affect Olympic Chances(0)
The British Winter Olympic Curling team has said in a statement today that the recent revelations regarding chief sweeper Mike Berry’s affair with skip Dean Subway’s former fiance will not affect the team’s perfomance at the Vancouver games in the coming week.
Tabloid headlines all week have been speculating as to whether the teammates will compete [...]
Pretty Girl Also Good Skier
Attractive female Lindsey Vonn has stunned the world after demonstrating competence in her chosen profession of proceeding quickly down a snow-covered mountain. The 25-year-old American lovely turned in an outstandingly skilled, elegant and pert performance in claiming the gold medal in the ladies’ downhill event at the Winter Olympics in Vancouver.
Media commentators and Olympic officials [...]
England ‘Bored’ Of The Beautiful Game
‘We’ve had a good run’ conceded a rather solemn looking Trevor Brooking, the Football Association’s head of football development when asked whether football was set to implode in 2010. ‘Everyone knew it would come to an end at some point; it’s just amazing that it has lasted as long as has,’ Brooking continued.
18-years after the [...]
Iran Football Chief Sorry for Forgetting Non-Existence of ‘Israel’
The president of the Iranian Football Federation (IFF), Ali Kaffashian, has apologised for his organisation’s strange and confusing decision to send a New Year’s greeting to a fictional country. The IFF’s foreign affairs chief Mohammad-Manour Azimzadeh has also resigned, taking responsibility for the mistake.
The made-up state, ‘Israel’, which is thought to be a figment of [...]
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