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Ashley Cole Releases Album Telling His Side Of The Story(0)
March 10, 2010
Following the breakup of his marriage to pop ’star’ Cheryl, love rat Ashley Cole has acted swiftly to get his side of the story out first by announcing the release of his debut album ‘Fight For Your Right For Polygamy’. The Chelsea and England footballer, who separated from wife Cheryl as recently as last month, has [...]
New Research Reveals All Scouts Were Nazis
Nazi attempts to establish close links with the boy scout movement caused a security panic of pant-wetting proportions in pre-war Britain, according to MI5 documents released today.
Recently disclosed government files have revealed a relationship between Britain’s scouts and Germany’s Hitler Youth more incestuous than a Fritzl family holiday. Asked for his verdict, cultural historian Burke [...]
Michael Foot Leaves Us With ‘Longest Suicide Note In History’
Former Labour Party leader Michael Foot was found dead at his north London home this morning in a passing from this world that suggests foul play may have been involved. Mr Foot, who was elected Labour leader back in 1980, succeeding Jim Callaghan, was discovered in the early hours of this morning on the floor [...]
Chile Quake Punishment for Catholicism, say Evangelicals
The massive earthquake that struck Chile on Saturday was punishment from God for a “pact with the Pope”, American televangelist Pat Robertson has claimed.
The tremor, which measured 8.8 on the Richter scale, is the latest in a line of punishments sent down from above, he said. It followed recent earthquakes in California and Haiti, blamed [...]
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