http://cultsha.com/manchester-united-sign-agreement-to-become-feeder-club-to-real-madrid/ Belittle Your Peers With Knowledge Fri, 22 Jan 2010 11:33:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 hourly 1 http://cultsha.com/manchester-united-sign-agreement-to-become-feeder-club-to-real-madrid/comment-page-1/#comment-727 Donald Wright Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:58:03 +0000 http://cultsha.com/?p=964#comment-727 Footballers' salaries are - and have long been - ridiculous. It's now possible to purchase a medium-sized African country, plus dictator and the resultant lexicon of pejorative UK adjectives, for less than one week's pay! It really is corrupting the economic homeostasis of western world economies. And, more importantly, footballers are becoming 'bullet-proof', both in terms of their being subject to British law (just recently a decision was made not to charge Ronaldo with dangerous driving based on allegations that he was petting two kittens while driving when he wrote off his Ferrari in January) and following basic rules of good taste and sophistication when it comes to fashion (who saw Rio's gay shorts last week?). This is the inevitable outcome when those who ought to be subject to care in the community orders are given lots of money. One solution is to reduce their salaries to the minimum wage, with any index-linked rises proportionate to their IQ and their contribution to society beyond running around a meadow, chasing and kicking a ball, and spitting, every now and then. Footballers' wives also should be made to wear a fat-suit in public twice a week. Footballers’ salaries are – and have long been – ridiculous. It’s now possible to purchase a medium-sized African country, plus dictator and the resultant lexicon of pejorative UK adjectives, for less than one week’s pay! It really is corrupting the economic homeostasis of western world economies. And, more importantly, footballers are becoming ‘bullet-proof’, both in terms of their being subject to British law (just recently a decision was made not to charge Ronaldo with dangerous driving based on allegations that he was petting two kittens while driving when he wrote off his Ferrari in January) and following basic rules of good taste and sophistication when it comes to fashion (who saw Rio’s gay shorts last week?). This is the inevitable outcome when those who ought to be subject to care in the community orders are given lots of money. One solution is to reduce their salaries to the minimum wage, with any index-linked rises proportionate to their IQ and their contribution to society beyond running around a meadow, chasing and kicking a ball, and spitting, every now and then. Footballers’ wives also should be made to wear a fat-suit in public twice a week.

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