Mary, Jesus and Joseph, North Korea have nukes. More than one apparently. And with their inherent Napoleon complex, who knows what they’ll do with them.

To the dismay of the UN, an organisation whose primary backers have enough Nuclear weapons to destroy the universe 400 times over, North Korea yesterday carried out a powerful underground nuclear test, the second of it’s kind. The UN Security Council tonight unanimously condemned North Korea for whats is said was “clear violation” of a previous resolution.

A spokesperson for the Security Council said yesterday, “Britain, America, Russia, they can all have nukes, Pakistan, maybe India, Israel, they’re cool too, but we can’t just let every Tom, Dick and Harry defend themselves with world ending weapons. How would we control them? They be able to do whatever they liked.”

World leader have united in condemnation of North Korea actions. Gordon Brown said last night that Great Britain would do “everything in its power to starve the citizens of North Korea until its government agreed to do exactly as it is told,” while Barack Obama said in response to the tests, “There is no way we can let people this small have nuclear missiles. Their self-esteem is so low. One missed dose of Zoloft and we’ll all be living in a scene from Terminator: Salvation.”