I was going to call this blog ‘Disappear Here’ until i heard that Peaches Geldof and gone and stolen the title for my media conglomerate for some Vice-wannabe free mag that will be distributed straight out of her talentless arse all over New York. You will apparently be able to pick it up in ’scret places’ which i take to mean your local glory hole where instead of receiving a mystery tug, you will in fact have a copy of the new mag inserted directly into your urethra. An action that i can only imagine is directly contradictory to the intentions of the borers of such holes.

Anyways props to the Pixie-sistered-cunt for having a level of pretension that i assumed was all my own, though hopefully it will fold because without my Easton-Ellis inspired dreams to aspire to i’m left with nothing but spewing vitriol about non-entities.