The Swedish Tax Authority, Skatteverket, has announced that it is looking to chase the nation’s strippers and make them bare all in an attempt to crack-down on unpaid taxes.

After estimating that the Swedish sex industry employs between 300 and 500 people, generating some 40 million Swedish Kronor, the tax man is looking to get his pound of flesh. ‘The Man’ estimates that 20 million Kronor - around half of the money these talented ladies generate per annum - is owed in tax revenue.

‘The Man’ has already identified around 200 people in this crack-down and is in the process of examining their assets in the hope of reaching the naked truth.

Baring all in a one-on-one interview, a stripper told Cultsha without a hint of irony, that the tax man was trying to take the clothes from her backs, and charging her for the pleasure of doing so.

Another Swedish lovely told Cultsha: “I’m getting so desperate”, and “We’re going to have a whip-round”. Cripes.

Getting abreast a grip a handle on top acquainted with the situation, Dag Hardyson, the Swedish Tax Authority’s national project leader – good work if you can get it – said: “We had to do some manual work as well. We identified the websites, then we visited the websites. We perved looked at the girls and then downloaded some clips their contact information and their pictures.”

“They are young girls; we can see from the photos.” He sleazed.

He went on to say that most of the girls were under the age of 25, were most likely unfamiliar with doing tax returns and that if they ever needed any help… nudge-nudge, wink-wink. Utter filth.

Investigators charged with surfing the web and making new visits to the sites every week found that the frequency of tax evasion was “an increasing problem.”And I suppose they’ll also be wanting to monitor the situation a little more closely?!