Tag archive for ‘2012’
8 Out Of 10 Cumbrians Prefer Living Underwater Anyway
In the wake of the heaviest rainfall the United Kingdom has ever seen, a survey conducted by the Environment Agency has revealed that 8 out of every 10 Cumbrians prefers living in their quiet little corner of the land while chest-deep in the wet stuff. After an incredible 27cm of rain fell in a matter of [...]
Young Republican Sells Equally Bigoted Mother For Advanced Copy Of Palin’s Book
Mason Williams, a 15-year-old high-schooler from Fulton, Maryland, last week sold his own mum on Internet auction site EBay, in an audacious attempt to help him gather the funds to pre-order a copy of Sarah Palin’s book ’Going Rogue’, scheduled for release on November 17. However, instead of doing what any normal parent would do and [...]
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