Giant, European ‘Man of War’ to Govern the Peaceful, Little Europeans

Former British ‘leader amongst equals’ come global war guru, come well paid lecture-tour extraordinaire, is currently being lined up to become leader of the peoples of Europe - despite having previously described them as “small, insignificant, peace-mongering little shits from a hippie-drum-circle gene pool”. Having successfully sabotaged ever-lasting happiness in the Middle East within just a matter of months, Tony “just call me [...]