Tag archive for ‘Airlines’
We Are At War, With Icelandic Geo-Environmental Terrorists
‘Stock up on tinned food and roll out your Tridents,’ came the plea from the UK government in a televised broadcast to the British people this morning. The announcement comes following confirmation by Ministry of Defence (MoD) science bods that the ‘seemingly innocent’ cloud of volcanic detritus clogging up the UK airspace, was in fact a direct [...]
Crass Ryanair Boss Given ‘One-Way Ticket to Anywhere Else’
Bored of Michael O’Leary’s incessant potty-mouth, his human rights-ignorant money making schemes, and his airline’s constant status as ‘indefinitely delayed’ upon airport departure boards across the country, the Ryanair chief’s industry counterparts have pooled together to send him on “the holiday for a lifetime”. Top aviation industry dogs including: Virgin Atlantic’s Richard Branson, easyJet’s [...]
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