Tag archive for ‘Boris Johnson’
Tube Closure is ‘Bad News’ for Exercise Shy Trans-Fatties
When London’s underground network first opened back in 1863 its drivers were the Victorian equivalent of a young Gail Porter in a bikini – Hot stuff, with an uppercase ‘H’. During the days of the industrial revolution these underground chauffeurs were the lauded gentry of the transport world.
Fast forward 146 years and the situation is [...]
Pedestrians to Be Forced to Sprint Through Gauntlet of Vin Diesel Wannabes
Bleached blond, faux-hippie Boris Johnson, who told everyone how much he loved eating broccoli and hanging out with trees when he was trying to get elected as Mayor of London, has abandoned plans to increase the pedestrianisation of London. Johnson has instead proposed cutting the time given to pedestrians to cross the road in a [...]
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