Tag archive for ‘Burnley’
Pink Pound to Send House Prices in the North “All the way Beta”
It’s not rocket salad: If you look at enough combinations of variables, you’re bound to eventually find a correlation between two trends. It’s simple economic fact; correlation always equals causation, or something. Here’s one to confuse Daily Mail readers: 18-months-ago a credulous group of graph and chart drawing types came to the conclusion that it [...]
Burnley To Bring Patio-Furniture Related Violence to Premier League
Bars and restaurants all across England are being advised by local police forces to fasten down, with heavy duty bolts, any and all outdoor furniture they may not want hurled at people after Burnley were promoted to the Premier League yesterday. Burnley, having beaten Sheffield United after the ridiculously named Wade Elliot scored in the [...]
Monday, Bloody Monday
Your alarm doesn’t go off; you wake up from a Hannah O’Montana dream with drool on your pillow; you’re late. You stumble into the shower; you lather death-shampoo into your eyes, your retinas burn. You contemplate shaving, you look at you watch which is no longer on your wrist, you contemplate shaving again; you don’t. [...]
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