Citigroup Execs Terrified By Prospect of Flying in Claustrophobic 1st Class

Citigroup executives have reacted angrily to demands from officials in the Obama administration to halt a purchase of a $50 million corporate jet. Having been bailed out yesterday to the tune of $45 billion, the company was told that the jet would be a non-starter. “Maybe that skinny little fuck can fit into one of [...]