Tag archive for ‘David Cameron’
Cameron Threatens To Rebuild Berlin Wall In Kent, To Keep Out EU Menace
For centuries orthodox opinion led us all to believe that the world was flat. For even longer, this same school of thought had us thinking that us Brits were, well… British. Wrong. With the stroke of a pen by an arctic-blonde man sat somewhere in the Czech Republic, our darkest fears were confirmed – we’re [...]
“Will the last person to leave the Commons please turn the lights off?”
LONDON – It’s official, there are no professional politicians left to run the country; zilch, zero, none. There is no Speaker of the House, no Justice Minister, no Transport Minister, no disgruntled backbencher, no Web-Cameron, no Gordon Broon, no nobody.
The ongoing expenses scandal has one-by-one engulfed MPs from all parties and from all ranks. Not [...]
Tories Change Party Line: Children Should Not be Trusted
A couple of years ago David Cameron, leader of the Tory Party, uttered the infamous suggestion that the British population should ‘hug a hoody.’ In response to the general perception that children wearing hooded sweatshirts were more than likely to shank anyone over the age of 25 on sight, Cameron offered an alternate reaction to [...]
Peter Scandelson Left Brewing behind Bars, after Scolding “Who the fuckin’ hell are you?!” Attack on Coffee Magnate
London, any of the 324 Starbucks in the City – This week Lord [Ed - This isn't news to me, but still, really?!] of the Prance Mandelson went all torrets on ‘Starbucks guy’ Howard Schultz’s ass.
Comrade Madelson, Business Secretary for the incumbent Labour administration, reacted in an entirely inappropriate manner for a man of his [...]
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