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Cameron Threatens To Rebuild Berlin Wall In Kent, To Keep Out EU Menace
For centuries orthodox opinion led us all to believe that the world was flat. For even longer, this same school of thought had us thinking that us Brits were, well… British. Wrong. With the stroke of a pen by an arctic-blonde man sat somewhere in the Czech Republic, our darkest fears were confirmed – we’re [...]
Giant, European ‘Man of War’ to Govern the Peaceful, Little Europeans
Former British ‘leader amongst equals’ come global war guru, come well paid lecture-tour extraordinaire, is currently being lined up to become leader of the peoples of Europe - despite having previously described them as “small, insignificant, peace-mongering little shits from a hippie-drum-circle gene pool”. Having successfully sabotaged ever-lasting happiness in the Middle East within just a matter of months, Tony “just call me [...]
EU Sings Praises of Eurovision’s Voting System
On the eve of the Eurovision Song Contest, the European Union (EU) today announced that it will be paying Europe’s premier evening of cultsharal regression the highest possible accolade, by adopting the happy-happy-singing-festival-of-joy’s voting system, for use in its own upcoming parliamentary elections, scheduled for June 4. This is, of course, not the first occasion [...]
Belgians Attempt to Destroy Brit’s Sexy-Time Lives by Keeping Us ‘Oh So Very’ Bald
Baldness is a legacy inherited from a man’s parents and there used to be nothing that he could do about it – except of course wearing a hat, growing a Bobby Charlton combover, sporting a toupee, purchasing a… wig, living in denial screaming at people caught staring at the two clumps of hair on either [...]
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