Tag archive for ‘Expenses’
Jacqui Smith Ends Tenure to Take Time Out for ‘Porno Sundays’
Jacqui Smith is to step down from her post as Home Secretary after deciding that the job was inhibiting her ability to watch porn for four to six hours a day. Smith has also admitted to fellow members of the cabinet that the recent examinations of MPs’ expenses has meant that she has had to [...]
Tory MP To Repay ‘Slave Costs’
A Tory MP has agreed to repay £20,000 in tax and mortgage payments, much of which was claimed from public funds towards a slave dungeon in his home. Sir John Butterfill said he was given incorrect advice about what he could claim for a section of his house, later sold for £1.2m, occupied by serveral [...]
“Will the last person to leave the Commons please turn the lights off?”
LONDON – It’s official, there are no professional politicians left to run the country; zilch, zero, none. There is no Speaker of the House, no Justice Minister, no Transport Minister, no disgruntled backbencher, no Web-Cameron, no Gordon Broon, no nobody. The ongoing expenses scandal has one-by-one engulfed MPs from all parties and from all ranks. [...]
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