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Google Behind Royal Mail Strike
In a cash-for-strikers scandal, it has been revealed today that the Royal Mail strike has been partly motivated by Google, in an attempt to move the whole of Britain’s mail network onto Google’s Gmail system. Despite the appearance that the cash hungry, layabout employees of Royal Mail are simply striking for a couple of days [...]
Oggle.co.uk at These Lovely Browsers
According to the Office of National Statistics (ONS) the current number of websites listed under the dot co dot uk filing equates to eight point four two sites for every man, woman and 800m South African funny-lookin’ running type, in the Great Briton. And what is the most visited website I hear you ask? That’s [...]
Tony Blair Tells Pope: You’re Wrong About Domino Pushing
Tony Blair has challenged the “entrenched” attitudes of the Pope on domino pushing, and argued that it is time for him to “rethink” his views. Speaking to the gay magazine Attitude, the former Prime Minister, himself now a Roman Catholic, said that he wanted to urge religious figures everywhere to reinterpret their religious texts to [...]
Google Finally Able to Launch UK Streetview After Winter Darkness Lifts
If you’re not from the UK you’re probably under the impression that we all ride horses, wear corsets, ask questions backwards, and die from pneumonia. Mostly you’d be right. You are also probably aware that it rains a fair bit but think that it does so in a charming fashion that can be used [...]
Worldwide Collapse Imminent as GMail Shuts Down
Oh good god. GMail has become self-aware. Tuesday morning, in a catastrophic blow to productivity, GMail, Google’s popular email service was hit by an outage, leaving users with only about twenty-thirty alternative ways to contact each other online. Users have been forced to quickly adapt by switching back to their old Hotmail account, using the [...]
Google Kills Fairies
A Harvard physicist claimed today that every time the Google search engine is used a desktop computer produces about 7g CO2. The mysterious amount was equated to “boiling a kettle” or a “long, hot fart.” The damage this amount of CO2 causes is unknown but has been gestimated to “kill at least one fairy.” The [...]
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