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Jacqui Smith Ends Tenure to Take Time Out for ‘Porno Sundays’
Jacqui Smith is to step down from her post as Home Secretary after deciding that the job was inhibiting her ability to watch porn for four to six hours a day. Smith has also admitted to fellow members of the cabinet that the recent examinations of MPs’ expenses has meant that she has had to [...]
The Labour of Love: Home Secretary admits she’s the “Sex-Pest Pervert”
Once again Britain’s two bestest bed-fellows – Politics and Sleaze – have found themselves embracing one another in the manner of a business-lunch, Square Mile hotel room, bespoke suit on the floor, no stationary involved, “You’ll have to finish yourself off luv; I’ve got a roundtable with some analysts from Goldman Sachs in 5 minutes [...]
Britons Get Stab-Happy in Time of Crisis
The British Home Office released statistic today that revealed knife point robberies have risen by 18% in the past year. Now, while 18% won’t seem a lot if you are the proud owner of shares in RBS at the moment, it is in fact a fuckofalot. Media outlets have blamed the rise on the downturn [...]
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