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England ‘Bored’ Of The Beautiful Game
‘We’ve had a good run’ conceded a rather solemn looking Trevor Brooking, the Football Association’s head of football development when asked whether football was set to implode in 2010. ‘Everyone knew it would come to an end at some point; it’s just amazing that it has lasted as long as has,’ Brooking continued.
18-years after the [...]
Northern Thieves Targeting “Weak in the Pussy” Premiership Youth Players
Thieves in the North of England, having been locked out of expensive footballer’s mansions who have hired expensive security firms to watch their houses, have turned to robbing the youth players of Premiership teams. The thieves are said to be targeting the child stars of elite teams such as Manchester United and Liverpool, as [...]
Manchester United Sign Agreement to Become Feeder Club To Real Madrid
Manchester United signed an agreement with Real Madrid yesterday that will mean the Northern English team will act as a ‘feeder’ club to the Spanish giants.
The deal is expected to allow Manchester United to benefit from loan deals for bit part players at Real Madrid, such as Ruud Van Nistelrooy and Gabriel Heinze.
The agreement will [...]
Rafael Benitez Refuses to Concede Title As Manchester United Lift Trophy
Rafael Benitez, the Liverpool FC manager has refused to concede the Premier League title to Manchester United, even though with one game remaining Alex Ferguson’s team are mathematically un-catchable, and on Saturday were crowned champions of England.
Benitez, bearing a scowl and a new Just For Men rinse, told reporters on Sunday that he expected the [...]
F.A. to do Sweet F.A. about “Guff” Wemberley Pitch
Famous for being bitter in defeat, for blaming a loss upon anything other than their underperforming players, and for being “whiney little bitches”; it was pleasantly familiar to see both Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger and his Manchester United counterpart, Sir Alex Ferguson, graciously ungraciously accepting failing to accept their respective F.A. Cup semi-final losses this weekend.
In his post-match interview, and [...]
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