English Rugby Enters Seventh Consecutive Transitional Year

Commentators have declared that the upcoming season will be a transitional one for the England rugby team – its seventh since the 2003 World Cup.

While some observers say that the squad has already completed its transition, namely from formidable world-beaters to retarded half-wits, die-hard loyalists cling to the hope that England will once again rise to the top of the world rankings.