Tag archive for ‘Music’
Chris Brown Apologises for Musical Assault
Chris Brown yesterday publicly apologised for assaulting the ears of the world with his music. In a two-minute video on his website, the R&B star said he “thought it was time that you heard directly from me that I am sorry”. Brown, a distubingly short lady-beater and sub-par dancer whose fame has baffled celebrity experts, [...]
Pete Wentz Ditches the Guyliner, Joins Hamas
Chicago – In a move that has stunned the ever-so-cock-fondlingly-vain world of Perez Hilton, TMZ, and the like, Fall Out Boy bassist/lyricist/all-things-”hipster Brooklyn”-entrepreneur Pete Wentz announced today that he has signed a two-year, 72-virgin deal with Hamas, the Palestinian terror juggernaut best known for getting itself and the people it purports to represent completely annihilated [...]
Glitz and Glamour at the Closing of Guantanamo
It has been announced that Barack Obama, the soon-to-be-sworn-in President of the United States, is to close Guantanamo Bay on his first day in office. To mark the event a closing ceremony featuring music, celebrities, as well as a few surprises, is being planned. The closure of the controversial prison is seen as essential for [...]
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