Patrick Swayze Named Sexiest Man Not Alive

Patrick Swayze has beaten out the competition to win the title of Sexiest Man Not Alive in his first year of eligibility.

Bookmakers had it as a two-horse race between Swayze and Stephen Gately to win the coveted gong, handed out annually by Dead People magazine. The former Ghost actor and living human took the title in the same week that Johnny Depp won the non-deceased version of the prize for the second time.

Daily Mail: Stephen Gately Died From Being In Boy-zone

Daily Mail has sensationally claimed today that Stephen Gately’s untimely death was caused by his membership of recently reformed 90s boyband Boyzone.
The paper suggested that Gately, who was recently found dead after a night out in Majorca, could not possibly have died from the causes outlined in his post-mortem, despite it being conducted by medical [...]