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Argentina Begins Drilling For Oil Off Isle of Wight
Britain’s relations with Argentina fell to their lowest ebb in nearly three decades last night when Buenos Aires gave the go-ahead for the commencement of an offshore drilling program in the seabed around the Isle of Wight. Two rigs operating a mile offshore the disputed territory in the Solent waters have become the centre of [...]
‘She’s Like Peter Pan; She’ll Never Die’, Thatcher’s Doctor Claims
‘The Iron Lady is dead,’ came the cry from across the rooftops of London last night. No, don’t worry, or celebrate (depending upon your political persuasion), Margaret Thatcher is not dead – in fact quite the opposite.
The source of this widespread, ill-founded rumour which quickly spread to all corners of the Commonwealth, was a morbidly-humoured Canadian diplomat [...]
Saying “Yes” to Drugs Will Save the Country Billions
At some point or other we’ve all wondered into a house party only to see Michael Phelps slumped in a corner taking a ‘ripple’ on a so-called ‘bong’. In the same vein several of my peers have reliably informed me that on occasion their friends have tried to friend-pressure them into taking “one of the [...]
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