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Somalia to Become a Theme Park, United Nations Announces
Mogadishu – UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon today unveiled plans to transform the Republic of Somalia into “a tourist attraction greater in scale, scope, and entertainment value than Disneyworld, Ibiza, and Bali combined.”
Deemed “the world’s most utterly failed state” by the Wall Street Journal, Somalia has long been embroiled in various bloody civil conflicts, with [...]
Britons Get Stab-Happy in Time of Crisis
The British Home Office released statistic today that revealed knife point robberies have risen by 18% in the past year. Now, while 18% won’t seem a lot if you are the proud owner of shares in RBS at the moment, it is in fact a fuckofalot.
Media outlets have blamed the rise on the [...]
Massive RBS losses beg the question: Who is hiding all the money under their floorboards?
I know what your thinking. Sounds serious. Is Cultsha broadening its scope and entering the field of mainstream investigative journalism. Yes is the answer. And the answers isn’t what i got.
RBS announced this morning that the bank’s expected losses for 2008 are to be the largest ever for a UK business. The banks losses [...]
You’ve all been little shits, so Santa isn’t coming
You already know don’t you? It’s three days before Christmas and you haven’t even bothered looking in the cellar for your presents have you. You know Santa isn’t coming this year and you know why.
It’s because you’ve been a little shit. Don’t single yourself out though. We all have. The world’s fucked and it’s all [...]
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