Tag archive for ‘Twitter’
A Bit Of A Tweet: Fry’s Attempt To Kick His 20-A-Day Habit
It’s official, Tweeters are twice as likely to have a heart attack as people who have never Tweeted – so says the omniscient British Heart Foundation. In a damaging report upon the increasing popularity of the internet micro-blogging site, the BHF has said in no uncertain terms that non-Tweeters will live longer, befriend fewer creepy, [...]
Shared Experience of Woman’s Rump Brings Bitter Enemies Closer Together
With all the seasonal familiarity of a good ol’ Christmas Pantomime in the West End, the controversy-laden pop music circus has rolled into town once again. But, what makes the industry’s latest hi-profile, low-interest spat unique is that it has a happy ending – even without the help of seven dwarfs, a girl’s lost slipper or an [...]
Government’s proposed ID card system scrapped, as apparently everybody is already following everybody else
Contrary to popular belief human endeavour is a craze that has been around since at least the 1820’s; it wasn’t invented just recently by Lucozade’s marketing team in a shameless attempt at rebranding a nasty little orange(ish) flavoured drink that fails to stimulate neither body, mind or imagination. In at least somebody’s lifetime man has [...]

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