Americans Attempt to Physically Define Irony Through Construction of Naval Assault Ship from 9/11 Wreckage

America will this week unveil a warship made using steel salvaged from the Twin Towers that collapsed on 9/11, in an attempt to usurp previous attempts to physically define irony.
The USS New York was constructed using a massive structural beam that was rescued from the carnage of the World Trade Center. The decision to incorporate [...]