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Co-Incidental Report Suggests Working Forever to Stave Off Going Mental

A new report that Government officials claim to have absolutely nothing to do with, claims that working continuously until you die can help people avoid the onset of dementia. Dementia, the result of the breakdown of cells in the brain, and a completely natural aging process that often manifests itself in old men pushing children, [...]

French Take Ze Day Oeuf Because Work Iz For Ze, Ow You Say, Sexually Challenged

France came to a stand-still today as millions of workers decided to remain at home making “ze sweet, sweet and noncommittal love” to numerous partners instead of attempting to navigate the countries nationwide public sector strike. The strike, intended to cripple French business and apply to pressure to Nicolas Sarkozy’s Government over the handling of [...]