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France refuses citizenship to shaved woman (0)
The French government has refused to grant citizenship to a foreign national on the grounds that he forced his wife to shave.
Immigration minister Eric Besson said the application was refused because the individual was depriving his wife of the liberty to come and go with her face covered with hair.
The minister described how “eet became [...]
Entertainment»
‘Tiger Woods, Lady Gaga Facebook Sex’ Story Fails to Boost Web Traffic (0)
A suggestive story implying a Facebook-related link between golfer Tiger Woods, musician Lady Gaga and the word ’sex’ has failed to produce any discernible increase in web traffic for gossip website Pimpsandhos.com, much to the publisher’s disappointment.
Despite repeated mentions of the disgraced sports star Tiger Woods in close proximity to in-vogue singer Lady Gaga and [...]
Politics»
‘I Just Wanted to Fuck Saddam Up,’ Blair Tells Iraq Inquiry (0)
In a stunning and uncharacteristic bout of openness, former UK prime minister Tony Blair has told the Chilcot inquiry into the Iraq war that he took Britain into the conflict with no motivation except “to fuck Saddam up”.
The outburst, which appears to have fully vindicated all protestors and critics of the war, came in response [...]
Science»
Climate Change ‘All Lies’, Admits Science (0)
Theories that the earth’s climate is changing as a result of human activity have been acknowledged as an elaborate joke perpetuated by almost all of the world’s climate scientists.
“It was good while it lasted,” said Rajendra Pachauri, chair of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), “but it’s time we came clean. Global warming was [...]
Sport»
England ‘Bored’ Of The Beautiful Game (0)
‘We’ve had a good run’ conceded a rather solemn looking Trevor Brooking, the Football Association’s head of football development when asked whether football was set to implode in 2010. ‘Everyone knew it would come to an end at some point; it’s just amazing that it has lasted as long as has,’ Brooking continued.
18-years after the [...]
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