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Tour de France At The Mercy Of Bike Gangs

Tour de France At The Mercy Of Bike Gangs (0)

July 25, 2010 • Category: Sport

“Bike gang culture has marred what has been an otherwise splendid Tour de France,” were the damning words from cycling legend and five times Tour winner Eddy Merckx this morning. After years of battling to keep it under control, the Tour’s organisers conceded that in 2010 the urban gangs of cycling’s underbelly have finally pedaled [...]

Tour de France At The Mercy Of Bike Gangs
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Tour de France At The Mercy Of Bike Gangs (0)

Tour de France At The Mercy Of Bike Gangs

“Bike gang culture has marred what has been an otherwise splendid Tour de France,” were the damning words from cycling legend and five times Tour winner Eddy Merckx this morning. After years of battling to keep it under control, the Tour’s organisers conceded that in 2010 the urban gangs of cycling’s underbelly have finally pedaled [...]

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